Granny Myrtle

Granny Myrtle may be oulder than the heather but she's young at heart. An interactive street character and storyteller you can throw into any situation; with young or old, she'll pull up pure comedy gold.


DJ G-Myrtz, (as she's known in the ghetto) can bust a rap, her lyrics have been made famous by The Big D.O.D. (Daniel O'Donnell). She’s back on the streets following her recent ban for Zimmer frame racing, and 'sweetening up' graffiti. 


She's up-to-date and down with the kids, hip, hop and happening... don't be fooled by that floss that she got (or her lovely brogue) - she has a razor-sharp wit.... if she doesn't nod off that is! Granny has a tight knit group including Cardie Bea (Beatrice) and Mota Billy T.


  • Suitable for all ages
  • Can be tailored to suit any event 
  • Upon request, can provides The Myrtlettes, a troupe of cheeky aul dolls


OPTIONS

  • Storyteller
  • Street theatre shows
  • Walkabout
  • Parades